Man faces felony charges after cutting through a patio wall in an attempt to avoid paying his bar tab | Mail Online.
So what is one to do when you don’t feel like paying your bar tab? Well, there are a few options here.
1) Start a fight and get yourself kicked out of the bar. Downside: You could end up paying more at the hospital.
2) You could try faking a seizure to get out of it.
3) Take out a knife, and cut a hole in the back wall of the bar, and try escaping…
Wait… What?
That’s right.
This genius, for a measly $33 dollar bar tab, decided cutting a hole in the back of the bar was the easiest means of escaping his bar tab.
A Colorado man faces felony charges after cutting through a restaurant patio wall to avoid paying his $33 bar tab.
Robert Engles, 42, used a black folding knife to cut a four-foot slit in a plastic wall at the upscale Centro Latin Kitchen in Bolder, according to a police report.
But his escape attempt was cut short by a metal fence that surrounds the patio.
Well, it turns out that the patio he cut himself into had a fence around it, and well, he couldn’t cut through it. Two employees at the place cornered him and held him down until the cops arrived. This genius is now facing felony charges of menacing, defrauding, and criminal mischief.
Apparently he tried to just walk out, but was stopped because they realized he hadn’t paid for his drinks. That is when he decided to go all David Copperfield and walk through a wall.
In the end, he will be forced to face the felony charges, and pay for the $600 dollars it will take to repair the wall.
He will also end up paying his $33 tab…
